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Top 10 Chuck Norris Facts
- When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
- Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
- Chuck Norris doesn’t call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
- Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn’t dead it is just afriad to move.
- There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
- Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn’t built up the courage to tell him yet.
- Once the cop pulled over Chuck Norris….the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.
- Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life.
- Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
- Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.