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Top 10 Chuck Norris Facts

  1. When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
  2. Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
  3. Chuck Norris doesn’t call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
  4. Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn’t dead it is just afriad to move.
  5. There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
  6. Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn’t built up the courage to tell him yet.
  7. Once the cop pulled over Chuck Norris….the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.
  8. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life.
  9. Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
  10. Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

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